Chapter 90: Music Here, Don't Think of Shu
Still treating Gu Ke as a friend, Yi Ning turned her head slightly to look toward Gu Ke, seated several meters away.
“So, what do you think? After all, you were only transformed accidentally. If you want, I can always turn you back.”
Unlike Xia An, whom she’d let die roadside, Yi Ning treated other organization members quite well.
She cared more about Gu Ke’s own feelings than what others thought.
At Yi Ning’s words, the maid on duty immediately became alert.
She teleported right in front of the camera, shielding it completely with her broad chest.
“Don’t even fantasize! I won’t let your vile scheme succeed! You don’t even understand how amazing Miss is right now!”
“Currently, Miss is fragrant and soft—every gesture exudes cuteness! Especially her little hands—smooth, translucent skin, with tiny bluish veins and pale moons. Holding them is like holding something fragile, cool to the touch. Miss now is delicate in my grasp, ready to shatter!”
“So compared to the old master—rugged, arrogant, greasy at night, shower-skipping for days, frowning at peppers and carrots, stuffing his face at night even though he’s overweight—you’ve lost that unapologetic, carefree spirit!”
The maid slammed the table in indignation and waved her hand.
“So even if it costs me my life, I’ll protect Miss’s gender with all my might!”
Such fervent, righteous speech.
If only the maid had noticed Gu Ke cowering behind her, arms clutching her chest—I’m sure she would’ve felt how deeply wounded her words landed.
Watching the maid’s fervor, Yi Ning was astonished.
She’d never known this side of the friendly maid.
Under that ever-smiling facade lay unimaginable pressure.
Yi Ning smirked.
Her love of dark humor was bubbling again.
“Even though your appearance changed, you’re still the same old Gu Ke inside~”
Yi Ning unmercifully pierced through the veil covering Gu Ke’s mischievous core.
But the maid didn’t bat an eye—she just snorted proudly.
“Because she looks cute, that is the issue!”
Seeing this, Yi Ning pressed on.
“Whether she’s picky, doesn’t shower, sneaks snacks… none of those habits changed a bit~”
Unexpectedly, instead of backing down, the maid wore a triumphant expression.
“Miss doesn’t like baths? I’ll bathe with her! Miss sneaks midnight snacks? I’ll sleep by her side to watch over her! She’s picky—I can personally feed her. If she wants, I can even chew the food myself… then feed it to her—also doable…”
The maid clenched her fist.
“None of these are problems!”
Whoa! The maid’s desires were completely revealed!
And Gu Ke, cowering behind, was trembling in fear.
With the maid’s shocking confession, her once-perfect smile cracked into something... perverse.
Perhaps it wasn’t just Yi Ning’s imagination—she noticed Gu Ke sharing the same frightened expression.
After all, Gu Ke had been male—but with these two together, who knew who was taking advantage?
Yi Ning rolled her eyes and decided not to dwell. Let them stew.
She redirected the conversation to Gu Ke.
“So, what about you? If you want to revert, I’ll help.”
The maid immediately shielded the camera again, even covering the lens with her hand.
Seeing a blank black screen, Yi Ning chuckled dismissively.
“Sensor shields don’t matter—I have a hundred ways around that.”
Silence on the other side.
If not for the call-end indicator still glowing, Yi Ning would’ve thought the maid cut the connection.
After a pause, Gu Ke’s voice emerged from the screen.
“I… think… let’s just stay as we are, for now.”
Like sunlight through a window, the maid withdrew her hands from the lens.
She looked at Gu Ke in disbelief, then sneered at Yi Ning provocatively before scurrying back to stand beside Gu Ke.
“You’ve decided?” Yi Ning asked, leaning on the sofa and watching Gu Ke.
Gu Ke scratched her cheek awkwardly, eyes drifting.
“Well…”
She rolled her eyes and sighed.
“Being a girl really is wonderful!”
“Whatever I ask for, someone helps me get it. Whatever I want—even useless things—I just have to act cute toward Mother, and I always get them. At the table, I always get half of everyone's favorite dishes before they do. And most important—all that I eat doesn’t make me gain weight…”
Gu Ke bolstered herself with trembling fists, crouching back in her seat and stretching her arms up.
“This kind of blessed life… how could I ever let it go?”
“So, little bro?” Yi Ning propped her head up with one hand and teased.
“Here, I’m happy. I say 'no need for Shu!'”
Gu Ke pounded the armrest with a clenched fist, sealing her final decision.
Sensing an opening, the maid quickly bowed and began whispering temptations into Gu Ke’s ear.
“Then perhaps we should just ask Miss Yi Ning to fix you in this form permanently…”
“Ah! That’s not possible.”
Yi Ning interrupted by raising a hand.
“The Super Invincible Girlification Machine that can permanently lock your form was destroyed by Pixel Mask.”
“But don’t worry. It was my invention—unless Pixel Mask hits it again, your form won’t change back.”