"Hey! Don't call me a pervert! I've already tried my best to describe it to you in an elegant way. From beginning to end, there wasn't a single vulgar word." Lin Li predicted Chen Yuying's reaction and immediately pointed his index finger at her for emphasis after seeing her expression gradually understand and her eyes widen as she was about to speak.
Chen Yuying, with slightly red cheeks, bit her lower lip with her upper teeth then released it, leaving a crystalline sheen. She hesitated to speak, stopped speaking but wanted to continue, finally only managing:
"I think you should apologize to David Tao."
"David Tao says he has no objections." Lin Li shrugged.
Then, under Chen Yuying's gaze, he was defeated. He raised both hands and graciously issued an apology statement:
"Alright, sorry Teacher David Tao. Actually, I really like your R&B, especially that song 'Small City, Big Love.'"
"That's Wang Leehom's song, and it's 'Big City, Small Love.' Now you have to apologize to both of them!" Chen Yuying gently pressed her forehead with her hand, though she also realized Lin Li was probably doing it on purpose, and her voice carried some laughter.
"So now you understand what 'light humming' means, right? Of course girls can't be described with David Tao. If I were to describe it, I could..."
"No need, no need, thank you. I already understand. No need for more description." Chen Yuying quickly interrupted Lin Li's casting. She couldn't achieve Lin Li's smooth perverted flow.
Lin Li, who had just wanted to perform another round of "Erkang, I can't see," had to stop reluctantly.
He then introduced Chen Yuying to the origins of "light humming," but seriously advised her not to play on forums—playing on forums would only make people unhappy, unless she wanted to cheaply open an internet cafe.
"Any other perverted questions you want to consult me about?" After finishing, Lin Li felt this sentence sounded weird.
How did he feel like he was now Chen Yuying's pervert mentor? Lin Li felt this was somewhat unfair.
"Yes, do you guys really buy those... cups and use them in the dorms?" Chen Yuying was very curious about what she'd heard this morning.
"Pure talk. By the way, class monitor, help clear my buddy's name. What Baowei bought isn't what you think. We were purely joking. Who would use that kind of thing in a dorm?" Lin Li shrugged.
"I saw at lunch—he bought Mayinglong. When I asked, turns out Bai Bufan has hemorrhoids."
Bai Bufan, you like claiming to pretty female bodhisattvas that you have hemorrhoid cancer, hehe.
Lin Li's revenge—three days was too late.
"So you go home every day—did you buy one?" Unfortunately, Chen Yuying wasn't concerned about Bai Bufan, but her level of spotting blind spots was quite good.
"Didn't buy one." Lin Li shook his head. "If I were to buy one, it would be after I have my own place. Class monitor, don't you consider how embarrassing it would be if family members discovered such things?"
"True." Chen Yuying nodded. From her expression, she seemed somewhat regretful about not being able to learn more information, but didn't ask further questions. Instead, she shook her head: "I don't have any other questions. Thank you for your answers."
"A small matter, nothing worth mentioning. In the future, you teach me studying, I teach you perversion—we both have bright futures." Lin Li modestly waved his hand.
"Then shall we continue with the problems you don't know? From the textbook, the non-basic ones." Chen Yuying didn't want to admit how bright this could be and decided to redirect the topic back to serious matters.
"Good."
...
For the remaining time, since no new missions were triggered, Lin Li normally conducted study Q&A with Chen Yuying.
Lin Li was still quite serious, since being careless at this point would actually be quite disrespectful, and it also genuinely helped his grades.
Seeing the two enter normal studying mode, Wang Yuezhi was like the bitter victim in adult comics who sighed with relief after seeing two people finally finish but tears still dripped down, Ding Sihan was a melon-eating hero disappointed at not seeing more novel things, while Wang Ze loyally and devotedly stared at Wang Yuezhi.
After noticing his gaze, he even gave a thumbs up—with me here, no accidents.
The end-of-lunch-break bell, which served as both a ten-minute warning for class and a wake-up call for students in dorms, had already rung.
"Damn, that saying is right—when people are desperate, they can do anything except solve math problems." Lin Li looked at his result showing each room could house three-halves times the square root of two people, and painfully scratched his hair.
Why couldn't people be square-rooted?
Chen Yuying, who had been doing her own homework since Lin Li had no questions, stretched lazily. Her modified clothes were more form-fitting than regular school uniforms, displaying her graceful curves as she stretched.
"Actually, it's the same as that problem I just taught you, just with slight variations. Try it yourself—I won't teach you again right now." Looking at the frowning, suffering Lin Li, Chen Yuying said with a smile.
People good at math watching people bad at math being tortured by math—the joy in that was unimaginable to others.
"I'll try harder during evening study hall."
"Mm, if you have questions, come ask me tomorrow at lunch. I'm basically in the classroom every day at lunch anyway." Chen Yuying was already packing her things to return to her seat.
Although today's reason was mainly because of the system, considering he might randomly trigger more missions later, Lin Li nodded without refusing.
Having a quiet, pretty deskmate with a nice voice who was also smart—the joy in that was also unimaginable to others.
He wanted to change deskmates.
As for Bai Bufan, Lin Li wished him all the best.
Really, Lin Li suddenly remembered they weren't that close anyway.
Stabbing brothers twice for a woman after stabbing oneself twice for brothers—Bufan would understand.
They say women are like clothes, brothers like limbs, but people show understanding and care for the disabled while calling people who don't wear clothes perverts, right?
Which was more important was obvious at a glance.
"Alright, then I'll still bring you breakfast tomorrow, same as today?" Lin Li reciprocated courtesy, since he had indeed wasted nearly half of Chen Yuying's lunch break and would continue to bother her in the future.
Chen Yuying wanted to refuse, but Lin Li was rather forceful. After some back-and-forth under Lin Li's "threat" of buying extra anyway, Chen Yuying helplessly accepted.
She definitely wouldn't take money.
With the Anti-Prostitution Pioneer reward, he wouldn't be short of this little money in the short term.
Lin Li then got up and headed to the bathroom.
Harvest time had arrived.
[You have received rewards: Physical Enhancement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; Random Limb/Organ Enhancement Opportunity *1; System Currency *50.]
[Please choose whether protruding organs should be included in the "Random Limb/Organ Enhancement Opportunity" random pool?]
Lin Li's face showed a strange smile.
How could they possibly be included in the random pool? Enhancing that area had no meaning—this was obviously the system's malicious humor.
Oh my! He was really careless, accidentally clicking "Yes"!
Done for, done for, now he was done for. Bad luck! Could the system give him a chance to start over?
[Please confirm this choice again: Include.]
Lin Li: "..."
Come on buddy, you're really giving me a chance?
Shouldn't this be "sold as is, no returns"?
So what was his previous internal "struggle"? This made him very embarrassed. Lin Li began to suspect this system was actually intelligent but deliberately not saying so.
How should he choose now?
Lin Li guiltily turned his head and whistled.
Then he couldn't help but laugh out loud. Why was he still fooling himself? Stop pretending, cards on the table!
[You have confirmed again.]
[Protruding organs have been included in the "Random Limb/Organ Enhancement Opportunity" random pool.]
(End of Chapter)