"If you don't like the traditional version, class monitor, I can also worship foreign things. For example, Adam was the human created by the Lord God..." Lin Li changed his approach.
"That's not what I meant!" Chen Yuying was somewhat annoyed but didn't know how to express her real thoughts, finally saying sullenly, "I still think you're like a pervert."
Lin Li now wanted to refute Wang Yongbin, who said "gentlemen judge by actions, not by intentions." Lin Li now felt it was quite the opposite.
Just because he said perverted things, did perverted things, and was actually quite perverted in his heart, did that mean he could only be treated as a pervert?
...What else would it be?
After conducting an internal heart-to-heart session, asking and answering himself with remarkably quick responses, Lin Li suddenly froze.
Eh?
After a moment, he smiled with relief, nodded toward Chen Yuying, his voice free of desire, "Class monitor, you've convinced me. Then I am a pervert."
Chen Yuying: "?"
"I didn't mean... I did mean that, but not so seriously. You're a good pervert." Chen Yuying felt like she might have hurt someone, stammering.
Class monitor, you're pretty good at comforting people. Please don't comfort me next time.
"You're a good person, Lin Li!" Seemingly realizing she'd said something wrong, Chen Yuying added.
Lin Li: "?"
New achievement unlocked: receiving a good person card without even confessing.
I'd rather you call me a good pervert, thanks.
"It's fine, doesn't matter anymore." Lin Li waved his hand, then advised, "But class monitor, could you please not tell others about this? Since you were willing to ask, I was willing to tell you, but I might not be willing to tell others. After all, even though it's a good deed, it could easily cause gossip."
Actually, if this mission hadn't appeared, Lin Li originally didn't plan to tell Chen Yuying the truth either, planning to just brush it off with some story about finding a lost wallet.
"Mm mm! I know, I definitely won't tell anyone!" Chen Yuying nodded vigorously upon hearing this.
"Is there anything else you're confused about? If not, I'll continue with my homework." Lin Li said.
Chen Yuying didn't respond, sitting somewhat awkwardly in Bai Bufan's seat.
If she told Bai Bufan about what happened at lunch this afternoon, Bai Bufan would definitely start frantically licking the chair, wishing he could eat it—pure subjective slander by Lin Li, pure malice.
"Is there anything else?" Lin Li proactively asked.
"Lin Li, what kind of key evidence did you collect?" Chen Yuying asked.
"Those things are even more perverted, better not to mention them." Lin Li shook his head.
How could he talk about things that didn't exist?
"It's okay, go ahead and tell me. I want to hear." Chen Yuying's voice was as soft as a mosquito's buzz.
Lin Li: "?"
Lin Li suddenly felt that being called a pervert for so long just now was a bit unfair. Why should perverts make things difficult for perverts?
Class monitor, I didn't expect you to be this kind of class monitor!
But Chen Yuying was probably just purely curious. After all, girls were far from as pure as boys thought. The way girls acted in front of boys was just like how boys acted in front of girls—all pretenders.
If you looked through girls' chat records with their close friends, that stuff was just like boys' browser histories—not fit for public viewing.
How could he talk about things that didn't exist?
By making it up!
Was it difficult to fabricate something based on his observations, experiences, and knowledge?
Lin Li certainly didn't need to do this.
But! Lin Li felt that discussing this kind of thing in front of a pretty girl... was so thrilling.
So Lin Li, who had originally planned to completely end the conversation, cleared his throat, "Since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you."
"Mm mm."
"First, I haven't experienced it myself, but based on the clues I collected, the chicken farms inside do indeed provide very rich services, such as..." Lin Li bent down, covered his mouth, and began a quiet narration.
Chen Yuying also bent slightly, leaning toward Lin Li's side, perking up her ears to listen to this side of the world that was completely new to her.
Both parties were very satisfied, with a premonition that this would be a pleasant conversation.
However, there was a third party who was dissatisfied.
Wang Yuezhi, who had originally planned to study well during lunch, had been holding his pen for a long time but hadn't written a single word.
He was also straining his ears, completely unable to focus on the homework in front of him.
However, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't clearly hear what those two people in the back were saying.
He could only occasionally catch very soft exclamations from Chen Yuying, barely able to distinguish "Really?" and "Oh my goodness~"
Or that bastard Lin Li's laughter.
Besides that, there were barely perceptible rustling sounds.
Can't you speak properly? Didn't eat lunch? Speaking so quietly?
If you can't speak properly, then shut up!
He actually wanted to stand up and warn them. After all, although you could stay in the classroom during lunch break, the school had discipline—after 12:40, whether in dorms or classrooms, you couldn't move around freely. And you couldn't whisper either.
If it were Lin Li and Bai Bufan here, he would have stood up long ago.
But the problem was that the two people talking now were Lin Li and Chen Yuying, and he couldn't quite bring himself to stand up.
Wang Yuezhi got angrier the more he thought about it, quietly turning back to glance.
Holy shit!
The two people's heads were almost touching, Chen Yuying's face carried a beautiful, charming, lovable blush, while Lin Li's face carried an ugly, lewd, disgusting smile.
—Purely subjective, purely malicious.
Class monitor, what exactly are you being shy about? You should be throwing heavy punches at this kind of person!
"Quickly get away from him, it's dangerous!" Wang Yuezhi's voice squeezed out difficultly from between his teeth.
Could it be that the two of them were dating?
Connecting Chen Yuying's loud "pervert" from earlier with how intimate they were being now, Wang Yuezhi had already mentally filled in the story's outline, and it had strange attributes too.
Wang Yuezhi Jaeger: That kind of thing is no good! The class monitor finding another man or something!
"Damn damn damn damn!" Wang Yuezhi finally moved his pen, except he was frantically drawing meaningless circles on his homework while cursing Lin Li.
"Wang Yuezhi, can you be quiet? You're very noisy."
At this moment, the fourth student in the classroom, the girl also sitting in the front row, said to him somewhat impatiently.
Lin Li's voice also drifted faintly from behind, "Exactly, how does one person manage to be so noisy? The two of us are so quiet, tsk tsk."
Wang Yuezhi: "..."
The final two straws that broke the camel's back came so quietly.
Wang Yuezhi left the classroom.
Wang Yuezhi.exe has encountered an error.
...
The preparatory bell rang ten minutes before afternoon classes.
Students from the dorms had gradually returned to the classroom.
Lin Li stretched lazily.
Damn, he'd originally wanted to study well but ended up wasting an entire lunch break telling stories to Chen Yuying.
His plans were completely disrupted.
Beauty has ruined my affairs. Starting today, I quit drinking!
Nothing to regret though.
He lived for himself, not for the system.
Heaven and earth were vast, but he was the greatest.
Bai Bufan came in through the back door yawning, apparently hadn't slept enough at lunch.
He plopped down in his seat, then suddenly bounced up, "Why isn't it cold! Lin Li, who violated my chair!"
"Chen Yuying, sat here all noon."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Before questioning Lin Li, he quickly crouched down, putting his chin parallel to the chair seat, taking out two pens to use as knife and fork, licking his lips, "Then I won't be polite and dig in!"
Lin Li: "..."
So his malicious speculation wasn't slander after all.
Knowing heaven is easy, defying heaven is hard.
Worthy of being you, Bai Bufan.
(End of Chapter)