Chapter 13 - Empress Buys Underwear
After leaving the snack section, Lin Fan took Longyue to the clothing section of the mall, which was dedicated to selling clothes.
The main purpose of this trip to the mall, besides purchasing some missing daily necessities for the house, was to pick out suitable clothes for her.
Regarding clothes, although Longyue was the Empress of the Immortal Realm, she wasn't picky. As long as they fit well, she didn't care.
After all, Lin Fan was the one paying for it in the end...
After simply picking out a few sets of clothes in the clothing section, the two of them paid and left together.
Lin Fan had expected that picking out clothes would be the most time-consuming part, but it surprisingly turned out to be the part that finished the earliest.
“Longyue, don’t you plan to pick out a few more sets of clothes?” Lin Fan asked from behind her.
Longyue turned her head, annoyed.
“No need. Having enough clothes to change into is sufficient.”
With that, Longyue ignored Lin Fan, walking forward with a cold expression on her face, not even looking at the other shops around them.
Lin Fan followed closely behind her, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
He just played a little joke on her earlier, why is she so angry…
It seems the Empress is a woman after all...
While passing by a lingerie shop, Lin Fan suddenly thought of something, stopped in his tracks, and called out to Longyue ahead.
“Wait a minute, I almost forgot, there’s still something we haven’t bought.”
“There’s more to buy?”
Longyue walked back to Lin Fan's side with a puzzled look, then turned her head to look at the lingerie shop nearby. Her eyes immediately noticed a mannequin dressed in bright red lace underwear, and her pretty face couldn't help but turn red.
“H-How can there be such… such shameless clothes in this world…?”
“These aren’t shameless clothes. This is women's underwear, it's very normal attire in this era,” Lin Fan explained, without blushing or panicking.
“Women’s underwear?!”
Looking at the lace underwear before her, Longyue’s pretty face became even more crimson, and she was thoroughly shocked.
These clothes looked like something a seductress from the Hehuan Sect would wear, yet the Demon Sovereign was telling her it was normal attire in this era!
Are the mortal women of this era all so bold...
In her shock, Longyue seemed to think of something. She stared at Lin Fan with a scrutinizing and disdainful gaze.
“Wait, what are you buying women's underwear for?!”
Lin Fan rolled his eyes at Longyue, annoyed.
“What are you thinking? What would a grown man like me want with women's underwear? It’s not like I don’t have my own.”
“I’m planning to buy this for you.”
Hearing this, Longyue’s expression showed she was suddenly startled.
“B-Buy it for me?!”
“Yeah, when you took a shower last night, you didn’t change your dudou, did you?”
“Y-You, how do you know?”
“When I threw the clothes into the washing machine, I didn’t see your dudou,” Lin Fan said subconsciously.
As soon as these words were spoken, Longyue became even more humiliated and enraged.
“That’s not what this Empress meant! What I meant is, why do you know that this Empress wears, wears a dudou!”
In the Immortal Demon Continent, there were many types of women's undergarments, for example, the dudou, the bandeau, the camisole, wrapped cloth, and so on, or simply not wearing any undergarments at all. Yet Lin Fan had stated the fact that she was wearing a dudou in a single sentence…
Lin Fan realized he had let it slip. His expression unchanging, he silently walked into the lingerie shop.
He wouldn't admit he accidentally saw it last night even if he were beaten to death, otherwise his life would be in danger!
“You better explain this clearly to this Empress!”
Longyue, her face blushing, gritted her teeth and stared at Lin Fan’s back.
That detestable fellow, he must have seen it last night when her body was drenched with water...!
Inside the lingerie shop, the female shopkeeper couldn't help but be stunned when she saw Lin Fan walk in.
As one might expect, they sold women's underwear, and the customers were basically all women. Men would generally avoid arousing suspicion and would rarely come into the store.
When she saw Longyue following behind Lin Fan, the female shopkeeper had a moment of realization and hurriedly greeted them with a smiling face.
“Hello sir, are you accompanying your wife to choose some underwear?”
“Th-...! I am not this fellow’s woman!”
Upon hearing the shopkeeper’s words, Longyue, who was already fuming, became even more incensed and immediately corrected her in a fit of shame and anger.
Why does everyone arbitrarily assume she is the Demon Sovereign’s woman!
Before, it was just boyfriend and girlfriend, now they directly default to her being his wife!
This is infuriating!
The female shopkeeper was startled and looked at Lin Fan with confusion.
Lin Fan put on a helpless, wry smile, as if he were unable to pacify his angry girlfriend.
“She’s in a fit of anger right now, please don’t mind her. Could you please help me pick out a few suitable sets of underwear for her?”
“Of course, leave it to me~”
The female shopkeeper took the hint and winked at Lin Fan. Then, maintaining her service smile, she walked over to Longyue.
“Hello ma’am, may I trouble you to ask, what is your bust size?”
“Bust size…?”
Longyue’s expression showed she was stunned. She placed her hand on her own chest to give it a rough estimate, her pretty face showing embarrassment and awkwardness.
She couldn’t really say exactly how big it was. She had never paid attention to it, she only knew it was bigger than her own hand...
Seeing that Longyue didn't even know her own cup size, the female shopkeeper couldn't help but feel a trace of doubt.
Logically speaking, a girl her age should know her own cup size.
It can't be that she's this old and has never bought her own underwear, right…?
“It’s alright if you don’t know. Let me help you take a measurement.”
Despite her doubts, the female shopkeeper still wore a smile and led Longyue towards the fitting room.
Longyue looked at Lin Fan pleadingly, but Lin Fan just smiled and watched her leave.
“I’ll wait for you here~”
Longyue: “…”
Inside the fitting room.
“Ma’am, could I trouble you to take off your clothes, so I can help you with the measurement.”
The female shopkeeper said to Longyue, holding a soft measuring tape.
Longyue hesitated for a moment before taking off her shirt, revealing the white dudou underneath, which was printed with a dragon pattern.
When the female shopkeeper saw this, her expression showed her shock.
She had been in this line of work for so many years, and it wasn't the first time she had helped someone measure their bust, but it was the very first time she had seen someone still wearing a dudou!
This was truly an exceedingly rare sight…
No wonder this girl doesn't even know her own bra size…
When Longyue took off the last remaining dudou on her body, the female shopkeeper was, once again, stunned.
The delicate body before her was fair and slender, so tender it seemed as if made of water, and like it was carved from beautiful jade, so perfect that not a single flaw could be found!
Even though she was wearing a dudou that had no cinching or bust-supporting effect, her breasts were full, round, and firm, a truly exceptionally beautiful shape!
Even she, a fellow woman, couldn't help but be moved...
“Ma’am, you… you have such a wonderful figure…”
“Thank you…”
Longyue thanked her softly with a red face, but the shopkeeper’s next sentence made her chest heave with anger again.
“Your husband is truly fortunate~”
Longyue: “…”
Longyue tried hard to suppress the anger in her heart and silently allowed the female shopkeeper to help her measure her bust.
In a little while, after the measurement was finished, the female shopkeeper took several sets of underwear and handed them to Longyue one by one.
“Hello ma’am, I’ve found a few sets of underwear for you. Please try them on to see if they fit.”
Longyue took the underwear, and her whole person was instantly dumbfounded.
In her hands was a set of black, lace-trimmed, semi-transparent underwear…
Is this really an undergarment that can be worn…
“Um… could this be the wrong one? This seems to be semi-transparent?”
“Mhm! It is~” the female shopkeeper said, smiling with squinted eyes.
Longyue thought the other person hadn’t understood what she meant, so she repeated herself once more:
“What I mean is, this underwear is semi-transparent!”
“Mhm! It is~”
The female shopkeeper still wore a smile, repeating the same words with squinted eyes.
A couple coming to a lingerie shop to pick out underwear together must have some special needs. She gets it!
Besides, she really wanted to see just how seductive a woman with such a perfect figure would be wearing this kind of lace underwear!
Just one peek! She was very curious!