Chapter 518: – Drunk
It was probably around nine o’clock or so when Xia Tian finally returned home, smelling of alcohol all over.
At this time, Lin Jin had already been streaming for more than an hour. Because Teacher Lin didn’t like live streaming, she had gone back to her own rental room half an hour ago.
“You’re back?” Lin Jin paused what she was doing and turned around to look at Xia Tian, who had directly flopped down on the bed.
“Yeah.” Xia Tian laid there with a lifeless expression, blankly staring in Lin Jin’s direction.
Lin Jin unhesitantly left the game. Anyway, once someone quit in the game Dota, the other players would usually pause and wait for five minutes.
She stood up and walked over to Xia Tian. Smelling that heavy smell of alcohol, she frowned uncomfortably and then reached her hand out to drag him up.
“Go wash your face and shower. Sleep after changing your clothes.”
Lin Jin frowned and looked down at the shoes Xia Tian was still wearing. She squatted down, reluctantly reached out, then pulled them off and placed them on the shoe rack nearby. Then she pulled off his smelly socks and stuffed them into his shoes.
“How much did you drink? How are you this drunk?” This was the first time Lin Jin had ever seen Xia Tian drunk. This made Lin Jin, who barely touched alcohol these days, very unpleased “Who brought you back?”
“I didn’t drink much.” Xia Tian flailed around on the bed and loudly muttered “I only drank ten or so bottles of beer! And a bit of baijiu, that’s all!”
This was not much?
At this time, Xia Tian didn’t look like his usual handsome iceberg self at all. Instead, he was like a wild little kid.
“Did you really need to drink this much at your company’s gathering today? It’s not like you were entertaining clients or something, why go so hard?” Seeing that he was very drunk, Lin Jin said while walking to the balcony. She took down Xia Tian’s towel, soaked it and wrung it out, then walked back to Xia Tian and leaned down to wipe his face.
Looking at Xia Tian’s lost and confused appearance, Lin Jin helplessly complained: “How old are you already, yet you still don’t know much you can handle.”
Xia Tian hummed, rolled over, and leaned on his side as he looked at Lin Jin standing by the bed. His nose scrunched up, clearly feeling uncomfortable.
“What’s wrong?” Lin Jin suddenly had a bad feeling.
So almost a second later, before Lin Jin could react, Xia Tian abruptly propped himself up with both hands, leaned his head over the side of the bed, and threw up all over Lin Jin’s leg.
“...”
Lin Jin looked down at the vomit all over her legs and feet with a dark face. Then smelling the stench that began to fill the air, her expression immediately became black.
Luckily, Xia Tian didn’t vomit on the bed, or else he would have to sleep on the floor tonight.
Even when he was drunk, he still knew to throw up on the ground instead of on the bed, which was somewhat worthy of praise.
Weird…
Lin Jin angrily smacked Xia Tian on the head. Only then did Xia Tian dazedly raise his hand and look at Lin Jin, snot, tears and vomit all over his face. He was completely lacking any semblance of handsomeness, instead looking more like an idiot.
“That’s enough from you.”
Lin Jin huffed. Her smack just now wasn’t too hard, she was just too mentally exhausted. She took the towel and wiped Xia Tian’s face again, then went to the balcony and began dealing with the mess on the floor.
After cleaning up all the filth on Xia Tian’s face and floor, Lin Jin walked over to her computer and apologized to the live stream viewers: “I’m really sorry, Xia Tian drank too much tonight. I have to take care of him, so I’m ending the stream now.”
With that said, she didn’t even bother looking at the chat. She just moved the mouse and closed the stream. Then she lowered her head to look at the vomit all over her thighs, calves, and feet.
Fortunately she was wearing short shorts today, so nothing got on her clothes. She just needed to go rinse her legs off in the bathroom and everything would be fine.
But being vomited on, still felt really gross…
Lin Jin turned back to look at Xia Tian, who was now lying on the bed, mumbling something and snoring. She wasn’t quite sure if this guy was asleep or not.
Now that he had calmed down a bit, Lin Jin had no intention of staying and taking care of him. She went straight into the bathroom, took off all her clothes, and started showering.
Although the vomit only got on her legs, Lin Jin still decided to watch her whole body. However, since she didn’t have a clean change of clothes here, she could only wear the same outfit after showering.
She washed her legs several times with a lot of body wash, so the smell was gone. But there was still that indescribable stench in the small bedroom.
“Lin Jin~ Lin Jin~”
Xia Tian’s mumbling suddenly got a lot louder.
“What is it?” Lin Jin rushed over to Xia Tian’s side.
“Sleep with me tonight!” Xia Tian dramatically waved his hand and domineeringly said “You can serve me in bed tonight”
“I have class at eight tomorrow, and you’re drunk…”
Lin Jin absolutely didn’t dare sleep together with a drunk Xia Tian. Otherwise, if this drunk guy got handsy or even demanded they have sex, then she really wouldn’t know what to do.
She couldn’t beat him up and she couldn’t really scold him either. If she resisted, she would definitely not be as strong. And using the stun gun on him would be a bit much…
“I’ll wait for you to fall asleep before leaving.” Lin Jin sat at the head of the bed and looked down at Xia Tian, who was lying on his side. She gently soothed him “Don’t drink so much in the future.”
“I’m thirsty…”
Lin Jin got up, planning to boil some water for him.
“My head hurts!”
“Just massage it.” Lin Jin was busy boiling the water.
“My stomach hurts!”
“...”
You’re just f*cking causing trouble, right?
Lin Jin wearily glanced at Xia Tian and sighed. Since he was drunk, no matter what he wanted right now, he was basically the boss.
Leaving the water to boil, Lin Jin came back to the bedside and gently pressed her soft palm against Xia Tian’s temples, massaging them.
“Does it still hurt?” Lin Jin softly asked.
“Much better, mmm…” Xia Tian rolled over onto his back and continued enjoying Lin Jin’s massage.
Xia Tian closed his eyes and comfortably enjoyed himself, but he still kept mumbling nonstop: “Wife, when should we get married?”
“Wifey, I want a girl. A boy is okay too, make him wear women’s clothes…”
“Wife, my mom likes playing mahjong, you can go learn mahjong and play with her…”
“Wife, I like it when you wear short skirts, it looks good~”
“Wife, why are you ignoring me…”
Drinking really wasn’t good. People like Xia Tian will turn into complete idiots when they get drunk.
Lin Jin kept sighing, but she could only patiently answer Xia Tian, who was like a child right now.
“Let’s wait a couple of years before we get married, okay? In these few years, I’ll learn to play mahjong first, and then we can have a daughter… As for short skirts, if you want to see me wear them, I’ll bring two sets over tomorrow. I’ll wear them for you whenever you want to see it, okay?”
She used a gentle tone to respond to all of Xia Tian’s questions. His mumbling also got more and more quiet as he got sleepier, until his head finally tilted to the side and he suddenly started snoring.
Motherf*cker! I’m never letting Xia Tian drink again!