Chapter 336: – Main Story
"Seriously, such a small thing and you still needed to think for so long!" The black cat was really unhappy with Lin Jin. He had obviously urged him several times already, but Lin Jin still hesitated until now.
Since Lin Chen was still around, Lin Jin didn't say much. He just rolled his eyes and typed: "Scram" then threw his phone aside and started seriously eating his lunch.
Lin Chen ate very quickly. He swiftly finished his lunch and then lounged in Lin Jin’s bedroom, refusing to leave. From time to time he would nag Lin Jin, saying things like why not go out for a walk since the weather is so nice, asking if he should go downstairs to buy some snacks, or complaining about being broke and asking if his brother could lend him some money. Stuff like that.
Anyway, Lin Jin felt annoyed listening to all this. After he finished eating, he immediately kicked Lin Chen out of his room with the excuse of wanting to take a nap.
Lin Chen felt so wronged. How could he not know that Lin Jin was annoyed by him, but he was clearly only saying it for Lin Jin’s own good.
Except for borrowing money... he really didn't have much money now. Especially if he wanted to treat someone to a seafood restaurant where even a simple meal could cost over a hundred. Him having five hundred yuan was already pretty good. That money was all the Chinese New Year's money and breakfast money he had saved up over the years.
He had originally planned to use it to pursue the girl he liked, but for some reason, he suddenly lost all interest in the girl he had a crush on after meeting Lin Jin last semester. Maybe it was because his brother was so beautiful even as a man that he now lost all interest in girls who weren’t as beautiful?
With a mournful face, Lin Chen left Lin Jin's bedroom, looking back three times with each step. After closing the door behind him, he just slumped onto the soft sofa in the living room and started playing mobile games with his head down.
Usually he would go to class and then come home with a lot of homework to do, so Lin Chen didn’t have much time for entertainment. He used to play a couple of rounds of League of Legends and would occasionally go to the gym to work out. But now that he had entered the second half of his senior year, his free time was so little that he could only play some mobile games for entertainment.
Seeing Lin Chen leave, Lin Jin immediately jumped up from his chair. Grabbing his phone, he ran to the bed and got ready to ask the black cat more details about turning into a woman.
This kind of thing couldn't be taken lightly.
And then when he turned on his phone, he saw a brand new task.
Main story task!
You have chosen to change from a crossdresser to a real woman, but! The societal pressures of a woman are greater than you think. With your parents not around and your brother unable to support you, you must find a man who can wholeheartedly support you, also known as the legendary boyfriend!
Task reward: Become a perfect woman!
Task penalty: Start all over!
What the f*ck?!
Why is there even a task for this kind of thing? Didn't it say no tasks would be issued this week since I'm in Guangdong?
Lin Jin looked at the so called main story task again with a baffled face, and his expression immediately darkened.
Why do I need to find a boyfriend to become a woman?
"Hey, hey! Since you're looking for a boyfriend! I have a few options for you here!" The black cat jumped out from the edge of the phone screen with a bundle of papers on its back. It stood in the middle of the screen, slowly placed the papers on the ground, and then lifted one up and seriously said to Lin Jin, "I think this man is a good choice! Xia Tian! He has a handsome iceberg like face and a caring heart. Although his perpetually stern face might be a bit uncomfortable to look at, melting that iceberg could be a future goal for you!"
After hearing this, Lin Jin rolled his eyes. If this black cat was currently possessing Braised Pork and Braised Pork was before him right now, he might have directly thrown it out the window.
"And there's this one! Wu Min! Although he’s not handsome enough! But he is attentive and has lived with you for a long time! He knows you quite well! He can take good care of you. Plus, he just broke up a few months ago, so entering his heart now would probably be quite simple!" The black cat kept causing trouble, continuously placing papers on the ground in the phone screen. "The main thing is! He's got fifteen centimeters! Definitely enough to satisfy you!"
Lin Jin's face grew darker the more he listened.
"And there's more! Chen Hao! Liu Shengqi are also great! Look! I've printed out their info! The three measurements, length, thickness and stuff are all very detailed!" The cat's eyes shone with excitement. As if it had just eaten catnip, its entire body was quivering with excitement and its paws trembling while holding the papers but still relentlessly continuing, "Liu Shengqi! Although a bit on the heavier side, he really cares for you! Though his family isn't rich, and you might be in poverty for a while if you get together, in this cat's opinion, Liu Shengqi won’t cheat on you even if he becomes rich in the future! He genuinely cares for you!"
This cat was so f*cking smart.
Lin Jin couldn't stand it anymore. To prevent his heart from suffering a heart attack, he decisively turned the phone face down on the bed, silenced the phone, and planned to ignore the black cat’s existence.
However, the black cat could also control the phone, and silencing it was utterly useless. Moments later, its voice came through the phone again.
"Right! I almost forgot about this person!" the black cat continued excitedly, "Lin Chen, your brother, would also be a perfect choice! Although he's a bit introverted, his grades are good and he’ll definitely care for you as a sister. If he gets into Tsinghua or Beijing University, he's sure to have a great career ahead. You just need to endure for a few years and wait for him to graduate, then you can live a good life!"
"And Lin Chen is your younger brother! Don't you think training your own younger brother is quite exciting?!"
Not really, not at all.
Lin Jin wondered if this black cat's brain had been chewed on by worms. Otherwise, why was it suddenly so strange today?
"Also! Isn’t your dad pretty good too! Although he gambles, but..."
"Stop, stop, stop!" Lin Jin, horrified, gestured for the black cat to stop. The corners of his mouth twitched as he looked at the black cat who was looking at him in confusion. "Why is my dad also included? Who cares if you recommend Lin Chen, at least he’s my age. But my dad is too much!"
Holy f*ck, if he lets it keep talking, it might even start recommending every remotely decent looking teacher or classmate from school.
Right now, the black cat seemed like a parent desperate to find a match for their aging daughter, which was truly horrifying.
"Not at all! Older men are the ones who can really take care of people!" the black cat argued with full conviction.
Speechless!
Lin Jin stared wide eyed at the black cat.
"Alright then." He hung his head and softly sighed.
"Then I choose..."
The black cat's eyes widened, curious and excited as he looked at Lin Jin.
"Um, wait!"