Chapter 334: – Animal Town
In a place that was clearly a dream.
Lin Jin looked around puzzled. The area was shrouded in a hazy mist. He felt his body was somewhat floating and his mind all foggy, yet his brain told him this was a dream.
Eh? Did I start dreaming as soon as I fell asleep?
Lin Jin wandered aimlessly through the thick fog. He didn’t know how long he had walked when he noticed the fog in front of him starting to thin. He frowned and ran forward a few steps, like the sun peaking through the clouds, he saw a small town outside the fog.
It was a town straight out of a fairy tale with all the houses painted in bright, vivid colors, and oddly shaped. Some looked like a cat’s paws, others simply like a giant carrot. There were some normal houses too, but even those were standalone, single story houses with bright colors, much like a scene from a fairy tale.
In this small town, Lin Jin noticed that all the streets were filled with various animals. Some looked familiar but he could not name them, and others were clearly characters from certain anime or games.
Like that blue cat over there standing upright. Wasn’t that the f*cking blue cat from 3000 Whys of Blue Cat?
He suddenly realized he had come to a strange place. Perhaps it was because the black cat would occasionally describe where it was from to Lin Jin, causing him to conjure up a similar town in his dream.
Hmm, that should be it, right?
Lin Jin, an outsider who came to this town that was clearly inhabited by only animals, received quite a lot of attention from the animals. Moreover, they were all god damn familiar characters too. Not to mention the blue cat, why were bear one and bear two here too?
This dream was so ridiculous that Lin Jin even wondered if the black cat had done something to make him have such a dream.
Not being the center of attention for too long, Lin Jin saw a commotion among the animal crowd, which then parted to form a small path. Then the familiar black cat appeared in front of Lin Jin.
The black cat looked just like an ordinary black cat, quite mundane compared to the surrounding animals that walked upright on two legs.
"Lin Jin! Good night!" the black cat greeted him cheerfully, "What do you think about this place? Pretty nice, right?"
Suddenly, Lin Jin felt like this wasn't a dream anymore. Although his surroundings made him feel like it should be, the black cat made him feel it was real.
"I brought you here to prove that surgery performed for you by this cat is absolutely safe and reliable!" the black cat scampered into the crowd of animals and pulled out a blue robotic cat, "Look! This is the tool provider for this surgery! It’s the famous Doraemon!"
"I'm the surgeon! Tom is the nurse! Responsible for wiping my sweat!" The black cat stretched its head up to look at Lin Jin. It held the blue Tom to itself with one paw and Doraemon in the other. It proudly said to Lin Jin “Don’t worry about the surgery failing! Even if it fails, Doraemon also has tools to go back in time!”
You mean that because you could go back in time, it’s okay to just randomly do surgery? If you hadn’t said that, I might’ve been more at ease. But you saying it like this really freaks me out, okay?!
By now, Lin Jin clearly understood that although this was a dream, it must be because of the black cat that he would dream of this bizarre stuff.
"So! Lin Jin, are you ready!?"
The black cat held a giant microphone to Lin Jin's mouth and looked at him with anticipation.
However, Lin Jin slapped the microphone away with a sneer: "Scram!"
Suddenly, Lin Jin snapped awake, staring at the pitch black ceiling. After being in a daze for a few seconds, he realized he had awoken from that weird dream.
Glancing at his phone with a bright screen beside him and seeing the familiar black cat, Lin Jin sighed and asked: "Why are you so anxious to turn me into a woman?"
"Because the readers are in a hurry!" The black cat glared at Lin Jin irritably, frantically scratching its head with its paws, "Look how pretty you already are! Your daily life is also no different from a girl's! Why won’t you just obediently become a girl?"
"I think it's better when it's reached 100%..." Lin Jin evasively said.
"Pfft! Let me tell you straight! When you reach 100% feminization, your chest will grow to a D! Sure, you'll look prettier too! But do you really want soccer balls that big!"
What the f*ck?! That's too much! Would I get a hunchback with a chest the size of soccer balls?
"Alright, alright."
Lin Jin was just a bit scared of the unknown, and who knows what the black cat would do to him during surgery.
"So you agree?" The black cat's eyes lit up.
"No, let me go ask my mom again?" Lin Jin turned over to lie on his stomach. He held his chin with his hands and mumbled "If she agrees, then I guess it's okay. But what about my dad..."
"Your dad will think you’ve always been a girl since you were little!"
Lin Jin's eyes widened in surprise, but then he heard the black cat continue: "As if that’s possible. Although I can slightly influence someone's thinking, I can't change their memories. Even if I could change one person’s memory, do you think I could change the memories of everyone you know?"
The black cat rolled its eyes: "I'm going to sleep, let me know once you've made up your mind."
Eh, so do I really need to rush into becoming a girl? I was clearly a handsome boy with some pimples just half a year ago. I even had some popularity among the girls in my class. Chen Xinya had once told him that at the beginning of the school year, the girls had agreed that Lin Jin was one of the best looking in the class.
Although Lin Jin might have looked a bit weak back then, many girls now liked that kind of soft, weak looking guy. Maybe it was because of the influence of male idols?
Anyways, while Lin Jin wasn’t particularly handsome at the time, he still was a man at heart. He used to get into a lot of fights in high school because of bullies. And because of too much noise in the dormitory, he had even directly confronted the culprit. Although these actions seemed a bit childish to him now that he’s a bit more mature, he still thought that his past self was very manly!
But now, in just about half a year, he has transformed into his current appearance.
No matter how you look at it, six months wasn't enough time for Lin Jin to adjust and firmly decide to become a woman. At most, it would allow him to slightly adapt to his new feminine psychology.
After tossing and turning and being unable to sleep, Lin Jin got up from the bed and went to the computer to look up information about the surgery.
Lin Jin even found an animated 3D video of the surgery procedure. Looking at it made his scalp tingle and sent chills down his lower body.
F*ck, that's terrifying!
Translator’s Note: 3000 Whys of Blue Cat (蓝猫淘气3000问). Bear one and bear two from Boonie Bears (熊出没), I felt translating the name directly sounded better than their localized names of Briar and Bramble.